taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

Artist:Unknown Taylor Swift
Title: UnknownLove Story (iHeartRadio 2014)
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Love Story (iHeartRadio 2014) - Taylor Swift (x)

f0rth3l0ve0fmusic:

ashleighbarre:

ASK ME IF I’M OKAY

THIS MADE MY NIGHTTTT

“I don’t think that new Taylor Swift song actually killed you, but we say that it slayed us because the experience of it was so awesome that now we are metaphorically dead.”
— John Green (via wegotbillstopay)

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

homesickhayes:

professionalhayniac:

homesickhayes:

professionalhayniac:

homesickhayes:

one-part-a-wreck:

Hunter gettin some love in this months Seventeen Magazine (page 90)

WAIT MINIUM WAGE IN AMERICA IS ONLY $8.25?!?!

Minimum wage where I live is only $7.50

its like $11 in Canada…

……are you serious? That would explain why everything was so expensive when I went to Montreal.

it just went up to 11 in may i think! but ya canada dollars are worth less than american ones (which i dont understand) so everythings always more expensive here

Minimum wage is actually only $7.30 something

homesickhayes:

professionalhayniac:

homesickhayes:

professionalhayniac:

homesickhayes:

one-part-a-wreck:

Hunter gettin some love in this months Seventeen Magazine (page 90)

WAIT MINIUM WAGE IN AMERICA IS ONLY $8.25?!?!

Minimum wage where I live is only $7.50

its like $11 in Canada…

……are you serious? That would explain why everything was so expensive when I went to Montreal.

it just went up to 11 in may i think! but ya canada dollars are worth less than american ones (which i dont understand) so everythings always more expensive here

Minimum wage is actually only $7.30 something

Hunter gettin some love in this months Seventeen Magazine (page 90)

Hunter gettin some love in this months Seventeen Magazine (page 90)

animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)
If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

bookingmyselfaonewayflight:

Hunter Hayes - Rainy Season @ Kson Pickin Parlor 

Hunter: “If anybody is really depressed, I don’t advise you to listen to this… uhm, idk… go make a phone call or something. If you go get popcorn, I won’t blame you… do we have popcorn?”

iwritestuffsometimes:

damnilovemynascarrace:

Tracklisting for The Best of Me movie. You can preorder here.

wait I didn’t expect a NEW song. this is kinda freaking amazing 

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